In surprising news Mahmoud Amadinnerfool was declared the winner in the Iranian national elections. I gotta say, I don't think anyone saw that coming.Boy, they sure do count fast. And no hanging chads!
No, likely the only thing hanging are the bodies of disloyal opponents who dared support a candidate running against the mock Democratic dictator.
And what a unique display of civic pride; beatings, killings, car bombings, the rare US flag burnings by young mask wearing Iranian men shaking their fists at the almost never present news cameras.
Will the world ever tire of such wonderfulness?
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The whole Iran thing is enough to drive me off twitter.
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